harry2016:

harry2016:

Knock! Knock! Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you! Hand over your cash motherfucker 

I got this from a children’s joke website but just added the word motherfucker at the end

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nepetaleijons:

when u make a mistake

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*gets absolutely nothing done* well time for a break

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doctorwhothefuckareyou:

kailivesinabox:

in french we don’t say “i love you”, we say “vous recevez une heure supplémentaire dans la piscine à balles” which roughly translates to “you are my sun, my stars, my everything” and i think that’s beautiful

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um 

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dulect:

teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test

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giggle:

do u ever just look at someone and know they are a slow typer

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zic0sdreads:

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christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

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perks-of-being-chinese:

little blood orange riding hood

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