Sia | Chandelier [Piano Version]

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why do homework when you could do me

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no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

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one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.

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i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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"how old are you?"

"It’s a secret :3"

"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"

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