I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch
he literally has all of the same powers as stitch
He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like
you know what sounds good
im not crying theres just a bit of homework in my eye
Do you ever have somewhere important to be but instead you just lay in bed like an over-sized baby because you’re too lazy to socialise?
liquor before beer youre in the clear
beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.